Roasted 8 months ago based on Geraldine Yan's long term Spotify stats.

Geraldine Yan, huh? Your Spotify profile reads like a grocery list of every pop genre you could cram into a single profile while still avoiding any hint of individuality. K-Pop, C-Pop, Taiwanese Pop… what’s next? Alien Pop? Let’s be real; if your taste in music were a meal, it’d be an all-you-can-eat buffet, but somehow you managed to only pick the blandest dishes on the table. It’s like you took every pop genre available and thought, “I’ll take one of each… plus some extra mayonnaise, please.” And those top artists? It's almost impressive how you've curated a playlist of artists so trendy that they could be the poster children for a “How to Avoid Any Form of Depth” manual. Taylor Swift? Classic choice. SEVENTEEN? Nothing screams “I have a personality” quite like hyperactive boy bands. I can only imagine you blasting “I hate you” by WOODZ right after listening to “Die With A Smile” by Lady Gaga. A true emotional rollercoaster. Too bad your taste in music doesn’t match your emotional range! As for your most played songs, it’s clear you’re on the mission of becoming the mayor of Chaotic Pop City. “Panic” follows “Jumping Machine”? I feel sorry for your speakers as they desperately try to process this musical mayhem. With a playlist like that, I’m starting to wonder if anyone has ever dared to ask you what you’re even trying to feel. With those picks, it's almost as if you’ve hit shuffle on a broken music box spinning out painfully repetitive metal and glitter. Bravo, Geraldine. Bravo!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!