Roasted 2 years ago based on alexlathwell's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Alex Lathwell, your Spotify profile reads like an identity crisis waiting to happen. I mean, you’ve crammed in more genres than a hipster at a coffee shop looking for a pumpkin spice fix. UK hip hop, grime, and drill? Sure! Mix in singer-songwriter and chamber pop because why not? It’s like a colorful buffet of mediocrity where you can’t decide if you want to rap about the streets or write a heartfelt ballad about your inability to ask for extra ketchup at McDonald’s. Good luck with that sonic whiplash. And let’s talk about your top artists—quite the eclectic crew you’ve assembled there. Cassisdead and BLP Kosher hang out with Nico like it’s a weird indie barbecue no one wanted to attend. The vibes of Yeat and Jamie T grasping hands with Pop Smoke makes me wonder if Spotify has started accepting artists based on their likelihood to show up on an episode of "What Did I Just Listen To?" “Is it a hip-hop album or a therapy session?” No one knows! But it’s definitely a playlist that screams, “I’m trying to be misunderstood and musically diverse but all I’ve got is confusion!” Most played songs? Top-notch choice, my friend! You’ve got "Agony" by Yung Lean and "Me and the Devil" by Soap&Skin, which are fitting titles for the existential crisis you must be experiencing as you wander through life, trying to reconcile the fact that you’re probably blasting these tracks alone in your bedroom. "Wonderwall - Remastered"? Is this your way of saying you’ve peaked and now just settle for the nostalgia of an ‘00s garage band? It’s like you took comfort in the fact that at least the Stranglers were around when people still knew how to write songs. Keep on shuffling through that musical mess—you do you, Alex, but just know, we’re all watching and chuckling.

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