Roasted 2 months ago based on Jakob's long term Spotify stats.

Jakob, your Spotify profile looks like a hip-hop grocery list you scribbled down during a blackout. “German Hip Hop”? Seriously? The only thing more niche is a vegan sausage stand at a meat festival. I’m not saying your taste in music is basic, but your top artists sound like a "Who’s Who" of white boys trying to sound tough while sipping artisanal lattes. It’s 2023, and you’re still wrapping your identity around a genre that can’t decide if it’s gangster or just really sad. And my goodness, Metro Boomin must have sent you a personalized thank-you note for keeping his streaming numbers alive. You’ve got more Metro hits in your top songs than socks in your dirty laundry. You’re riding that trend like it’s the last bus home, but we both know it’s just a glorified Uber ride on the highway of mediocrity. You might want to diversify a little—unless you’re going after the world record for “Most Likely to Never Leave Their Comfort Zone.” Lastly, that eclectic mix of “Old School Hip Hop” and “G-Funk” makes me think you’re just trying to convince people you’re fluent in street culture while living in your mom's basement. Just a heads up, your Spotify that’s bursting with German indie pop and pretentious rap is like wearing socks with sandals; it’s not just offensive—it's a crime against music. Better step up your game before your ears start to rot away from listening to the same five artists on repeat.

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