Roasted 10 months ago based on izzy 🎧's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, izzy 🎧, your Spotify profile is basically a shrine to Lana Del Rey and an emotional support playlist for anyone who's ever felt slightly melancholic about being mildly unhappy. You’ve got “Art Pop” and “Bedroom Pop” listed as favorites, which basically makes you the kind of person who thinks “artistic” means taking a photo of their half-eaten avocado toast. And honestly, the sheer amount of genres you’ve got going on here sounds less like a music taste and more like a cry for help. "Southern Gothic" followed by "Hyperpop"? It's like you’re desperately trying to impress both hipster coffee shop patrons and weekend rave warriors at the same time. Your top artists read like they should be on a mood board titled "Sad Girls Who Can’t Get Over Their Exes." Seriously, there’s more melancholy in your top ten than in a hurricane of heartbroken ballads. I mean, Taylor Swift, Lana Del Rey, and Mitski? Is your life a rom-com or are you just preparing for a dramatic monologue? If the number of sad songs you listen to could turn into good vibes, you’d be throwing glitter at a festival instead of wallowing in a sea of unreturned texts and existential dread. And let’s talk about those most played songs! You must have really taken “Lana Del Rey’s Best of” to heart, considering you’ve made it your life’s mission to worship every single note she’s ever crooned. Congratulations! You can officially say that 90% of your personality comes from the melancholic musings of one artist. Would it kill you to throw in a little variety? Maybe mix in a song about happiness, like, who knows, “Happy” by Pharrell Williams? But then again, why enjoy life when you can just vibe to “Gods & Monsters?” Keep rocking that sad girl aesthetic, but maybe consider some self-care with a side of upbeat tunes every once in a while!

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