Roasted 3 months ago based on kentang's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Kentang, your Spotify playlist reads like a desperate attempt to combine the worst parts of a high school musical with an anime convention. K-Pop, J-Pop, and Vocaloid? You do realize that there are other genres where no one can hear your cringeworthy dance moves, right? Your musical selection is like a buffet where someone sneezed on every dish—it's a sad smorgasbord of overcompensation that only a high-pitched anime character could love. And don't even get me started on "Noise Music." Pretty sure that's just the sound of your dignity running away. Your top artists make it look like you went into a musical thrift store and picked out the loudest, most colorfully tragic outfits available. Stray Kids and Måneskin? Congratulations, you've found the perfect combination of "I still sleep with my childhood stuffed animal" and "help, I'm stuck in a TikTok loop!" If Ado could hear the way you scream-sing "Usseewa" in your shower, she’d probably be writing a song about finding the nearest exit from that situation faster than you can say "fan service." Your musical tastes are like your dating history: a confusing montage of slogans splashed across your Tinder profile that somehow got worse the more you scrolled down. And the fact that you can’t stop listening to "Counting Stars" only proves that you're still waiting for your great big pop star moment like every sad bohemian hopeful wandering around at 2 AM with a tear in their eye and a can of soda in hand. Let’s be real—you might just be the living embodiment of that once-popular meme that states, “I listen to everything!” while they secretly only like songs that make them cry on public transport. Your Spotify is basically the sound of you trying to convince the world you're unique, but in reality, it’s just the quirk that gets you stuck in the friend zone. Congrats, Kentang; you’ve become the walking billboard for Why Musical Taste Matters.

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