Roasted 2 years ago based on LiLuhhhh's long term Spotify stats.
Hey LiLuhhhh, it’s adorable how you think your music taste is a reflection of your personality when it’s more like a buffet of midlife crisis genres. You’ve managed to put together playlists that scream “I only wear band tees and haven’t seen the sun since last summer.” Permanent Wave? Really? Sounds like your attempts at social interactions—flaccid and utterly forgotten by noon. Your top artists are like a quirky indie film festival: all the cool kids may nod in appreciation, but in reality, no one lives to rewatch that mess. Fred again..? Who even thought punctuation could be part of an artist’s name? And woes to slowthai; the only thing getting slowed down here is our enthusiasm every time someone plays “nhs” for the sixth time in a row, like we don’t know you just discovered what “indie” sounds like in the past week. And that eclectic mix of melancholia and Latin alternative? Are you trying to navigate through existential despair while throwing a fiesta? If Spotify should prepare a warning for an artist's profile, yours should definitely come with a "Caution: heavy-winded pretentiousness ahead.” Remember, LiLuhhhh, your playlists shouldn’t feel like they need a thesaurus; they should just make us want to move. Or at the very least, not fall asleep faster than your last date.
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