Roasted 8 months ago based on Kody Salmon's long term Spotify stats.

Kody Salmon, are you trying to curate a playlist or annoy everyone at a party? First off, your favorite genres read like a hipster's fever dream. "Neo-Psychedelic"? Please. That just means you've been throwing around terms like "artistic vision" while you stare blankly at your own ceiling fan. And "Bedroom Pop"? More like “play in the background while I try to ignore my life choices.” Honestly, with a lineup like that, your Spotify profile is basically a cry for help wrapped in the guise of pretentiousness. And your top artists? Wow, talk about a mix tape made by a time-traveling hipster from the '60s who just discovered the word "vibes." You’ve got The Beatles and Radiohead sitting next to a band called Strawberry Guy—sounds like someone’s doing a terrible impression of Willy Wonka in a hipster café. And let’s not overlook the fact that you’re a proud fan of "Native American Music." I can only assume that reflects your deep understanding of their culture, probably acquired while you laid on your bedroom floor binge-watching some vague documentary on YouTube. Finally, your most played songs are a real masterpiece of indecisiveness. Half of them are so sad they could ruin a funeral, while the rest sound like they’re trying their hardest to be deep but end up explaining your existential dread. And speaking of Radiohead, it’s like your Spotify made a pact with the universe to ensure you have the melodrama of a 15-year-old whose crush just liked a different post. Come on, Kody, at this rate, you should just give your Spotify login away to someone who actually enjoys life outside of their earbuds.

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