Roasted 1 month ago based on Harper's long term Spotify stats.

Well, Harper, it seems like your Spotify profile is a tribute to one artist: Billie Eilish. I'm starting to think if Billie released a song called “Laundry Day” you’d have it on repeat too. Honestly, with that much Billie in your playlist, you might as well change your name to "Billie Enthusiast" and start a fan club where all you do is receive glowing reviews from the very same people who regularly shade her awards haul. And let’s be clear: the only person who listens to that much Billie is either a die-hard fan or someone who’s in desperate need of therapy. Oh, the genres you chose! "Hip Hop," "Rap," and "Old School Hip Hop"—congrats on claiming every possible variation of this genre! Did you just copy the list from your friend's Spotify profile or were you trying to convince people you're a music guru with a handle on every cool kid genre? “Bedroom Pop” and “Dream Pop” might as well be the soundtracks of your insomnia. Seriously, it's like your musical taste is that friend who says they’re multifaceted but actually had the same outdated hairstyle since middle school. Your top artists read like a bingo card of Spotify's algorithm trying hard to cater to your angst. Coldplay and Tyler, The Creator? You couldn’t be more high-low if you tried! And if you really want to wear your eclecticism on your sleeve, why not throw in some K-pop? But let’s face it: it’s clear you’re more of a "vibing introspectively in my room" kind of person than a “let’s party and get hyped” type. So keep binging on Billie, cozy up to your gangsta rap with your bedroom windows shut, and remember, your Spotify wrapped is the musical equivalent of a participation trophy. Congratulations, Harper.

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