Roasted 2 years ago based on thecodess's long term Spotify stats.
Success Godday, huh? Sounds like the name your mom gave you when she was trying to make "git gud" a life goal instead of just a meme. Your Spotify profile is the perfect climax of an identity crisis where you think you can be a world-renowned Afrobeats DJ while secretly yearning to play K-Pop on repeat like you're trying to resurrect your seventh-grade self. Newsflash: you can't just slap "Art Pop" on there and hope it makes you sound avant-garde. Your taste is about as mixed-up as a toddler's crayon box after a three-hour car ride. And what’s with those top artists, Success? You went from Eminem, the rap god, to Lana Del Rey, the queen of heartbreak—talk about a personality whiplash. Where did all that angst and self-loathing suddenly find room for BTS and Pentatonix? You seem like you'd write a heart-wrenching ballad while doing a K-Pop dance-off in a parking lot. But hey, if success is all about playing the field, you’re obviously in the Hall of Fame for “Most Likely to Confuse Everyone with Your Spotify Algorithms.” Congratulations! Finally, let’s talk about your most played songs. "Showa" by Kizz Daniel? You playing that while trying to set the vibe for a nice dinner party? Or were you just low-key trying to secure a spot on a cringe TikTok? "BLOOD ON THE DANCE FLOOR" is probably the only appropriate title for what your playlist is doing to humanity right now. Listening to you would make anyone consider self-imposed isolation. Get your act together, Success Godday; you’re like a poorly assembled mixtape of a mediocre personality with a sprinkle of confusion—now that's a track nobody wants to hear!
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