Roasted 9 days ago based on @rnxvfr's long term Spotify stats.
Oh look, it’s @rnxvfr, the music curator for every basement dwelling creature that’s ever existed. Your Spotify profile looks like the soundtrack to a middle school horror movie never finished filming. Seriously, "Phonk? Brazilian Phonk? Drift Phonk?" At this point, if your taste in music was a flavor, it’d be expired grapefruit juice. What are you even trying to achieve here? A PhD in Pretentiousness, or just trying to out-weird your fellow sadboys? And let’s get real about your top artists; it’s like the world's worst game of "Who's That?" where the answer is always “Sorry, never heard of them.” If Alan Walker is your biggest flex, it’s no wonder you’re still using the same Spotify playlist you made for “Mature Adolescents,” complete with tracks from ‘who’s-who’ in the realm of washed-out beats that even DJ Unzensiert couldn’t save. I applaud your ability to turn casual listening into a full-blown scavenger hunt for musical relevance. Then there are those “most played” songs, an ironic soundtrack to your solitude. Tracks like "Papaoutai - Instrumental Slowed"? Really? Did you mistake the pause button for the replay button? Your playlist is like a therapy session for people who took one too many naps in the middle of being alive. You’ve somehow found a way to make Adam Sandler's filmography look like an artistic manifesto. Do us all a favor and venture beyond the world of synthwaves and slowed rhythms—get some real-life experiences before your Spotify becomes a time capsule for the world's most cringeworthy listening habits!
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