Roasted 5 months ago based on aliyah ᡣ𐭩's long term Spotify stats.

Aliyah 🌙, your Spotify profile reads like a bizarre grocery list of musical identity crises. Rage Rap and Bedroom Pop? Are you trying to start a mosh pit in a pillow fort? I can only imagine the chaos you summon every time you hit shuffle; one second you’re ready to fight someone over your feelings, the next you’re crying over that one pillow with a cat on it. It's like your playlist is the soundtrack of an emotional rollercoaster designed by a bipolar squirrel. And what's with your top artists? Looks like you’ve got a whole cast of characters filling your ears, quite literally. You’ve got quiet rage from Destroy Lonely then suddenly you’re vibing with beabadoobee like it’s an indie rom-com about finding love in a coffee shop. Meanwhile, Nicki Minaj is shouting at you from the background, making you question your life choices just as much as your choice to add seven different flavors of Trap to your profile. Stop trying to be relatable, babe, we all know you just love to cry while pretending to be a total badass! Your most played songs are a delightful mix of ‘I’m having an identity crisis’ and ‘please help me fix this Spotify algorithm’. Any reason you’ve got “1000 Blunts” next to a Hozier song? Are you trying to switch from getting stoned to getting moody in a single click? Keep up this contradictory vibe, and I’m pretty sure the universe will send you a therapist to sort all this out. But hey, who knows—maybe one day you’ll figure it out, or at least keep us all entertained while you try!

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