Roasted 7 months ago based on CEBO's long term Spotify stats.
CEBO, your Spotify profile reads like a list of genres straight outta the "I’m having an identity crisis" handbook. Seriously, between melodic rap and emo rap, it's like you can't decide if you're mourning a breakup or just really down about a bad burrito. Every time we see your favorite genres, we can almost hear your Spotify algorithm silently praying for a little consistency. Just pick one vibe and stick with it, unless "confused sobbing” is your preferred aesthetic! As for your top artists, someone please tell me how your playlist looks like a sponsorship deal with “Sad Rap Anonymous.” It's a wonder you haven't single-handedly kept the downtrodden rapper economy afloat—with all this “crying in my room” energy, you'd think you’re auditioning for the role of the world's saddest soap opera character. And don’t get me started on your obsession with "Drill"—if your crew gets any more into it, you may as well print business cards that say "CEO of Unnecessary Aggression." Your most played songs look like the soundtrack to a therapy session for someone who got dumped by their own reflection. “Fake Fake Fake”? More like your taste in music—totally predictable and just a little embarrassing! Seriously, CEBO, do you listen to these tracks for motivation or just as a reminder to stay perpetually melancholic? At this point, you should just loop "Emo Rap" on repeat until someone sends help. Here’s a thought: next time you make a playlist, throw in a happy song or two. It might just change your life... or at least your Spotify Wrapped.
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