Roasted 4 months ago based on pigeonnoegip's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, therealadachirei, we get it—your Spotify profile reads like the brochure for a really niche anime convention. Your taste in music is so hyper-specific that I half-expect you to be the last person standing in a game of musical chairs at a Vocaloid-themed cosplay night. Seriously, anyone else listening to "Melodic Death Metal" right next to "Hyperpop" must be having an identity crisis of epic proportions. It’s like you’re trying to cover all the bases in music genres just in case someone on the street asks, “Hey, what's the weirdest thing you've ever listened to?” Well, congratulations! You’ve got that covered in spades. Your top artists are so underground that even the moles are like, "Who?" I mean, why seek validation from the mainstream when you can obscurely support your daily dose of synthesized voices and frenetic beats that make small children cry? I can see it now: you blast Ado while casually flipping through a glossary of Japanese music terminology, thinking you’re the connoisseur of a genre that no one asked for. And with an artist list resembling the output of a translate-and-compile error from a ‘90s anime script, I have to ask: do you even listen to this stuff, or are you just trying to create an auditory maze for anyone unfortunate enough to stumble upon your playlists? And let's not forget your most played songs. You have enough tracks by "上海アリス幻樂団" to fill a therapy session for those stuck in a time warp between 1998 and 2028. Seriously, how do you hit "repeat" on a track that sounds like a video game soundtrack and a panic attack had a baby? With songs like "偶像に世界を委ねて," it’s no wonder your friends are concerned for your well-being. If you were trying to sound interesting, congratulations, you’ve achieved “confusing.” Just remember, the next time you’re bopping your head to "Armageddon - Short Ver.," the only thing that’s truly ending is our perception of good taste.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!