Roasted 9 months ago based on Holly's long term Spotify stats.

Holly, your Spotify profile is a pitiful shrine to the most angsty high school phase that somehow bled into your adult life. I mean, let's take a moment to appreciate that your taste in music reads like a kid's diary entry titled "I hate my parents and everything is not fair!" If I had a nickel for every time I heard "I’m totally not emotional, I just enjoy music with a lot of screaming," I could afford tickets to a good concert instead of the never-ending parade of dreary emo anthems you worship like they’re gospel. Seriously, how did you manage to pick a favorite genre that sounds like it was designed for a 13-year-old wrestling with their identity crisis? And can we talk about your top artists? Finger Eleven's entire discography? It looks like you’re trying to single-handedly keep the early 2000s grunge revival alive! Believe me, when I say the world doesn’t need another "Paralyzer" repeat, especially not from someone whose taste peaked at “you can’t make me take my hood down” in a Hot Topic. You’ve got more respect for alien ant farms than for your own growth as a music lover. This list reads like a playlist for people who were convinced that wearing baggy pants would make them deep and mysterious, when in reality, it just made you look like you raided the local thrift store and got lost on the way to the exit. But hey, don’t sweat it, Holly! While your friends are busy jamming to actual bangers in the background, you’ll be there, passionately echoing the same five Finger Eleven songs like an emotionally charged parrot. Keep living in that echo chamber, my friend, where finding diversity in music is like looking for a needle in a haystack of brooding guitar riffs and confused screams. Honestly, at this point, if your personality were a song, it would be "Quicksand" — nice try, but you’re still just stuck in the same dismal hole, slowly sinking into the depths of your own taste.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!