Roasted 2 years ago based on CONNOR's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Connor, your Spotify profile reads like a retirement home’s playlist. Seriously, "Adult Standards" and "Lounge" are the top two genres? What’s next, “Early Bird Specials” and “Snooze Button Vibes”? Your music taste is so old it should come with a side of dentures and a glass of prune juice. I half-expect to see a playlist titled "Songs to Nap Through" right underneath the ones you’ve got going. Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, and Nat King Cole? Did you accidentally stumble into a 1950s time capsule? Your top artists might as well have had their careers played out on black-and-white televisions. I get it, the classics, but dude, the 21st century called, and it wants its music back! At this point, your Spotify account should come with a free weekly delivery of hip replacement surgery and a subscription to AARP. And what’s with jamming out to "Can't Take My Eyes off You"? It sounds like you're one awkward dance away from a mid-life crisis. Your most played songs scream, “I’ve officially given up on anything remotely modern!” You know “Dance Pop” isn't just Hollow Man music for dealing with regrets, right? Come on, Connor; have some mercy on the youth and let your playlist flow like your hairline — into the present, please!

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