Roasted 3 months ago based on R's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, R, your Spotify profile is like a midlife crisis in musical form. You’ve somehow managed to combine OPM, J-Pop, and Hobo-chic music into one listener’s bewildering odyssey! It’s as if your playlist threw up on an airplane while flying over Manila and instead of an emergency landing, it just decided to hover indefinitely in indie purgatory. Are you trying to take a musical journey or just collect the most niche genres possible? Let me guess: "Harana" is on repeat whenever you’re trying to woo someone, right? Good luck with that; we all know your real game plan is to serenade them with the saddest songs about unrequited love. And can we talk about your top artists? Cavetown, Maki, and Roy Kim? It’s like the fashion sense of your playlist got stuck in a thrift store's clearance section. You’ve got more existential crises per square inch than a college roommate who just discovered BoJack Horseman. Good job putting together a lineup that suggests you’re either an emotional poet writing sunrises and heartbreak into your diary or just a very confused hipster who’s never actually experienced a single emotion that wasn’t curated on a vinyl. I will say one thing, your taste is audibly confused, but at least it’s consistently moody—bonus points for effort! And those most played songs? Wow, you really are a connoisseur of obscure heartaches! “Dilaw” by Maki is pretty much your anthem, right? A metaphor for your taste that screams, "I would rather wallow in self-pity than actually dance." If this were a competition for the most tragically relatable artist—spoiler alert—you win! But don’t worry, R, your Spotify is just a reflection of your beautifully chaotic persona. And honestly, who needs a therapist when you can just listen to "Give Love" on repeat and save the money for even more emo vinyl? Bravo on both your playlist and your complete disregard for what an average person considers uplifting!

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