Roasted 6 months ago based on olives's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, olives, your Spotify profile reads like the soundboard of an emotionally confused teenager who just discovered the wonders of autotune and K-pop choreography. I can almost see you in your room with a makeshift shrine to TWICE, one side adorned with cute plushies while the other hosts a dramatic collection of "unappreciated cries" in the form of OPM ballads. Your genre list sounds like you’re trying to appeal to the entire Asian pop culture and still failing miserably—like someone attempting to cook all the cuisines of the world with just peanut butter and jelly. Let’s talk about your top artists. I see you've got every flavor of bubblegum pop and sad boy music sprinkled in there like it's a magic potion for an interesting personality. Congratulations, you’ve successfully curated a playlist that might cause actual auditory damage to anyone trying to understand your taste in music. Seriously, there’s more TWICE in your most played songs than in a K-pop convention’s after-party. At this rate, I half-expect you to start tweeting about how “you don’t need love when you have catchy hooks and choreographed dance routines.” You say ‘Pop Punk’ and ‘Emo’ are on your list, but I promise if I played your playlist backwards, I would find nothing but glitter, rainbows, and an emotional breakdown waiting to surface. “Alcohol-Free” by TWICE? The irony is practically dripping off the title, considering it sounds like your weekends are just as *non-alcoholic* as your music choices. Broaden your horizons a little, olive. Give your ears a break from the bubble wrap; they’re craving some real flavor instead of being stuck in the kiddie pool of pop.

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8.7MArtists
110.6MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists