Roasted 7 months ago based on soy milk :3's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s soy milk :3, the Spotify profile equivalent of that friend who insists they’re “different” because they drink almond milk instead of regular cow juice. On the surface, it’s all hipster vibes with artsy drawings and genre tags that scream “I have a skateboarding habit and a deep-seated need for validation.” But deep down, we all know you're just a sad soy latte away from composing a 15-minute epic ballad about the futility of existence—while wearing black nail polish and pretending that was your life’s mission all along. Your taste in music? A rollercoaster of angst and trendy subcultures that screams, “My therapist is very concerned.” You’ve assembled a lineup of artists that could easily double as the soundtrack for a teenage dystopian drama. You keep listening to Mitski on repeat while proclaiming you’re “not like other girls,” but honey, you’re fully leaning into the ‘I only wear black on weekdays’ aesthetic. I’m not sure if you’re trying to recover from a breakup or if you just really enjoy being melancholic on a Friday night. Either way, a little variety wouldn’t kill ya! And can we talk about your most played songs? It looks like the tragic love story between you and Mitski unfolded over the course of a never-ending therapy session. If I had a dollar for every time you hit that “play” button on “Washing Machine Heart,” I could buy you a one-way ticket to the happy side of life. Friend, the world is full of colours beyond grey and darkwave. Just let go and add a pop song or two, will ya? Unless your goal was to curate the ultimate soundtrack for introverts at a funeral—if that’s the case, congrats! You nailed it.

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