Roasted 1 year ago based on Ethan's long term Spotify stats.

Ethan, your Spotify profile reads like the unholy love child of a teenage diary and a hipster art gallery. With a playlist that’s equal parts “I’m too cool for mainstream” and “please validate my existence,” it’s no wonder you gravitate toward genres that sound like a failed chemistry experiment. I half-expect to see your biography include a line about how you only listen to rap if it comes with at least three layers of emotional turmoil and twenty-seven echo effects. Congratulations, you’ve officially overthought your music taste! Let’s break down those top artists. You’ve got a lineup that screams, “I’ll cry to experimental hip hop while contemplating the mysteries of life—like why I’m still single after a hundred hours of hip music curation.” You’re the type of person who enters a coffee shop and asks for a ‘deconstructed latte’, then brags about it on Twitter. How about we stop pretending that listening to LUCKI makes you deep and just admit you’re a few Spotify 'Discover Weekly' algorithm updates away from being edgy at an open mic night? And your most played songs? Wow, talk about a collection that could launch a thousand eye rolls. “U Weren’t Here I Really Miss You” paired with “never forget - slowed” gives off major vibes that you’ve been ghosted more times than you’ve updated your profile picture. I would suggest finding a therapist instead of another emo jam, but then who else would provide the soundtrack to your sad boy hours? In short, your profile paints a clear picture that while the cloud might be rap, your emotional intelligence is still in the underground, desperately hoping to make a breakthrough.

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