Roasted 1 year ago based on mia's long term Spotify stats.

Mia, the human embodiment of a Spotify algorithm gone rogue. Your favorite genres read like a “how to be basic” starter pack. With pop, rock, and “modern rock” battling for supremacy like they’re competing in the Hunger Games, you’ve managed to curate a playlist that perfectly captures the essence of a mid-2000s teen in a coming-of-age film—filled with angst and uninspired rebellion. Seriously, “Permanent Wave” sounds less like a genre and more like a sad hairdo that just can’t give up the ghost. Let’s talk about your top artists. Taylor Swift at number one? Shockers! Seems like your relationship with music is just as tumultuous as her love life. Oh, and let's not forget the jam-packed list that looks like an Emo Kids Anonymous meeting. You’ve got The Smiths and My Chemical Romance rubbing elbows with The 1975—your Spotify is a high school reunion no one wants to attend. And I must commend you on your knack for picking artists that stream more unspeakable heartbreak than an entire season of reality TV. Now, your most played songs read like the soundtrack to a five-hour coffee shop therapy session. “Freakin' Out On the Interstate”? More like “Freakin' Out Because I’m Stuck in My Room.” And I can only imagine your reaction to “You Don't Go to Parties” is a personal anthem at this point. Combine all this with your Neo Mellow and Classic Rock phases, and you've managed to create a musical identity slightly less coherent than an actual identity crisis. Keep spinning those sad tracks, Mia; we know you’re just one breakup away from diving into the deep end of the discography.

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