Roasted 10 months ago based on Will's long term Spotify stats.

Will, your Spotify profile is like a high school mix tape that got stuck in a time warp — trapped between the back of an ’80s boombox and a rusty old pickup truck. You’ve got more hip hop genres than there are people who still care about dial-up internet. Seriously, who knew "Country Hip Hop" was a thing? I’d say that’s like mixing peanut butter with mayonnaise—an offense to all things edible and listenable. Your favorite artists read like a who’s who of “Still Trapped in Your Parents' Basement” and “I Got My Style From A Hoodie.” Eminem and Kendrick Lamar? Classic! But what's with the inclusion of D12 and Obie Trice? That’s a throwback you'd only previously find in a landfill of bad decisions. The only way you could make your top artist list any more unappealing is by inviting Vanilla Ice to join the party—good luck finding a DJ who’ll spin that vinyl. And then there are those most played songs—what a delightful hot mess! “Can't Stop” by Red Hot Chili Peppers? Listen, we all have that one friend who thinks they’re eclectic because they have a playlist that jumps around like a toddler on Red Bull. You must have the musical consistency of someone trying to chop a salad with a chainsaw: totally unpredictable and slightly painful to listen to. Here’s hoping the next time you hit shuffle, you remember that there’s a whole world outside of “hardcore” hip hop. But hey, at least your profile is always a guaranteed source of cringe-worthy entertainment!

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