Roasted 2 months ago based on Sydney Ickes's long term Spotify stats.

Sydney Ickes, you’ve got a Spotify profile that reads like the playlist of someone trying to convince their friends they're ultra-cultured but still secretly sobbing into their cowboy boots. I mean, "Americana" and "Medieval" right next to each other? It’s like if a hipster troubadour got lost in a Renaissance fair while trying to find the best artisanal cheese. The only thing more confused than your music taste is the time traveler from the 1300s who just wanted to enjoy some bluegrass, only to realize they accidentally walked into a bar that serves “Outlaw Country.” Your top artists could use some work too, Sydney. The Brudi Brothers? I didn’t know you were into family bands formed by a couple of guys who peaked at a backyard barbecue in 1994. And who the hell is Billie Piper? Last I checked, she was busy trying to decide between a Doctor Who revival and an unfortunate stint as a pop singer. Also, John Williams is great and all, but I’m starting to think you're using the “Soundtrack” genre to excuse your need for a dramatic score to your dull life—like every mundane moment must be accompanied by the dramatic swelling of violins as you press “Next” for the twentieth time to find something to liven up your day. Let’s not even get started on your most played songs. "What’s Missing" should be your theme song, as it seems to capture every moment you've ever spent trying to explain your taste in music to anyone with good taste. Not to mention the song titles resonate with the undeniable fact that your playlist sounds like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis in the heart of Appalachia. And “Return of the Mack”? Besides being a throwback that would put the question of “what year is it?” in anyone’s mind, it really showcases your attempts to mix cringy nostalgia and questionable life choices with finesse—good luck with that, "Digital Soul Music" queen!

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