Roasted 1 year ago based on jia's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Jia, let’s break this down. With a name that sounds like you should be brewing some fantastic herbal tea, you’ve somehow managed to curate a Spotify profile that feels as confused as a cat in a dog park. K-Pop to Egyptian Pop? Did you take a wrong turn on the musical map or are you just collecting genres like one might collect coupons for expired yogurt? Your playlist is basically a cultural exchange program where no one even bothered to learn each other’s names. And let's talk about your top artists. It’s like you accidentally walked into a trendy coffee shop that only plays angst. Gracie Abrams features so much on your list that I’m starting to think you’ve got a shrine dedicated to her in your closet. Honestly, how many times can you listen to her say “I miss you” before you realize it’s time to go outside instead of wallowing in heartbreak? What’s next, giving Billie Eilish a sympathy card because you've played “Ultraviolence” so many times that she might think you’re in a toxic relationship with your speakers? But the real kicker? Your most played songs are a lineup that could either be a soundtrack to a high school drama or a comedy about a heartbroken hipster who can’t decide if they want to brood or dance. News flash, Jia: music is supposed to resonate with real life, not serve as a bleak reminder that you’re one sad indie acoustic track away from organizing your sock drawer like it’s a therapy session. Get out there, discover some rhythm, and for the love of all that’s holy, try adding something a bit more upbeat; or you might just end up in your own personal soundtrack to an existential crisis.

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