Roasted 1 year ago based on arwen's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s the Spotify profile of someone who moonlights as a poster child for midlife crises in their 20s. With a playlist that reads like the soundtrack to a rom-com that turns out to be a massive flop, you’ve truly mastered the art of faking deep feelings for songs that are basically teenage angst wrapped in shiny production. If your musical taste was any blander, it would come with instructions on how to apply for an adulting course. I mean, “Talent Show” as a genre? Tell me, did you really get this desperate for credibility? Let's talk about your top artists, shall we? Your love for Taylor Swift is so strong, I wouldn't be surprised if you had a shrine dedicated to her in your bedroom. And who knew that mourning the loss of boy bands was the new preferred therapy for your quarter-life existential crisis? Meanwhile, Niall Horan’s hair probably gets more action than you do. And don’t even get me started on “We'll Never Have Sex” by Leith Ross—your Spotify wrapped must be a mix of wishful thinking and pure denial. I see you striving for “alt,” but darling, that playlist is more “altogether confused.” Your most played songs could practically serve as a stand-up routine for sad single people everywhere. “Love In The Dark” and “Romantic Homicide”? You sure know how to keep it uplifting! You’ve managed to combine emotional baggage with a sprinkle of awkwardness that could put any rom-com to shame. At this point, if your playlist were an actual person, it would be sitting in a corner at a party, sipping on LaCroix while everyone else is out having fun. If your next life goal isn’t to create a mixtape for future therapy sessions, I don't know what is. But hey, keep streaming; someone has to keep the streaming platforms afloat!

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