Roasted 10 months ago based on Kekeš's long term Spotify stats.

Kekeš, your Spotify profile reads like a list of every cliché white person trying to prove they’re “into hip hop.” Honestly, “melodic rap” sounds like the genre version of a “get out of jail free” card for those who need a safe word when discussing their musical tastes. With more subgenres than actual personality, it feels like your favorite music is less about the beats and more about checking boxes in a tedious little game of ‘Who’s the Biggest Hip Hop Aficionado.’ And can we talk about those top artists? It’s like you scrolled through a basic playlist on Spotify and accidentally clicked “yes” on all the most mainstream names. Drake, Kanye, and Travis Scott? Wow, how original! It’s almost impressive how you somehow managed to curate a collection of sounds that scream “I was only allowed to hang out with the popular kids in high school.” Your most played songs are basically the soundtrack to every overly-artsy Instagram post your friends scroll past to find actual creativity. Lastly, there’s something almost poetic about shoving Frank Ocean down our throats to hint at deeper emotional layers, while your music choices nitpick around like a kid asking for avocado toast in a diner. “Self Control” and “Ivy” do not replace therapy, my friend. It’s clear you’ve got some serious commitment issues—not with relationships, but with picking a genre that doesn’t feel like it’s designed to impress someone with a better ear than yours. So here’s a tip: next time you think of putting together your perfect playlist, remember it’s okay to branch out. Even if that means stepping into the scary territory of music that isn’t hand-picked from your mom's Spotify account.

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