Roasted 2 days ago based on Alex's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Alex, let’s take a moment to appreciate your Spotify profile—the musical equivalent of a teenager’s Pinterest board gone rogue. Seriously, what even is your vibe? One minute you're jamming out to K-Pop, and the next, you're diving into Hindi Indie like you're trying to win the world’s most questionable multicultural award. It’s like your playlist is saying, “I can’t commit to any genre, but I’m definitely down for a chaotic audio experience!” What’s next? A mashup of ancient Mongolian throat singing and soundtracks from bad anime? Your top artists read like someone threw a dart at a very confused globe while blindfolded. Stray Kids and BLACKPINK should consider sending you a birthday card for your undying loyalty, while Imagine Dragons is probably still trying to figure out how they got mixed in with a lineup of artists you’d typically see on a side stage at a local fair. Honestly, your top ten seems more like a script for a critically-panned crossover film than any reflection of musical taste. If listening to that many different genres were a sport, you’d be the champion of the International Confusion Games. And let’s not even start on your most played songs. “Freak” and “BOLO” right next to “missed call”? That’s a recollection of the saddest Tinder dates in history. You’ve got three different Doja Cat tracks on repeat, which might be a bigger commitment than most of your relationships! At this point, your Spotify should change its motto to "No genre left behind!" So here's to you, Alex—may your headphones always be plugged in, your taste always be questionable, and your playlists remain an endless source of laughter!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!