Roasted 3 months ago based on Vikkkk!'s long term Spotify stats.

Vikkkk! If your music taste were a person, it would be a midlife crisis decked out in leather pants and a mullet, furiously yelling at kids to stay off its lawn while blasting Guns N' Roses on full volume. I mean, your entire profile reads like a 40-year-old dad trying to prove to his teenage kids that he’s still cool by getting a band tattoo. Spoiler alert: no one is impressed by your "deep cuts" from a band that peaked before Netflix was even a thought. Seriously, your top artists list is a rock graveyard of cliché dreams and washed-up legends! Guns N' Roses has more repetitions on your list than the number of times you've opened your fridge only to be disappointed by its contents. I love how your most played songs are practically a tribute album to a band that should probably be on an episode of "Where Are They Now?" Keep pounding that same dusty track, Vikkkk; we get it, you were born in the '80s and refuse to let go. And let’s not forget those genres, which are like a tour guide's checklist for a rock museum! Classic Rock? Glam Metal? Proto-Punk? Come on! The only thing more outdated than your playlist is your understanding of modern-day music. Maybe it’s time to mix it up and abandon your rock stack for something more current — or at least let a little variety in before you start sounding like an ancient relic trying to lift a guitar one last time. But hey, if living in the past is your jam, crank it up and let us know when you find a time machine!

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8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists