Roasted 3 months ago based on n?'s long term Spotify stats.

So here we are, "n?", the proud curator of the world's saddest and least marketable playlist. Honestly, with favorite genres like “Slowcore” and “Breakcore,” it’s like you discovered music as a way to cope with the existential dread of being... well, you. If your Spotify profile were a person, it would come out of its room just to look out the window dramatically while sipping a lukewarm cup of herbal tea. I can practically hear the emotional breakdowns echoing in your Soundcloud-rejected bedroom! Your top artists read like an audition tape for a hipster support group. I mean, “Lil Peep?” Really? The only thing peep-worthy here is the sound of your friends collectively gasping at the amount of emotional turmoil packed into your playlists. Not even Weezer can save you from this cloud of sorrow, my dude, and the way you love Mitski, you'd probably consider her single-handedly responsible for the current drought of sunshiny vibes in your life. Who knew that listening to music could be the soundtrack to an entire approach to chronic moping around in oversized flannel? And let’s address that most played songs list—“Please buy it for me daddy?” Really? That sounds less like a legit song and more like a cry for help in a very niche indie movie that no one would ever watch. You've clearly mastered the art of wallowing splendidly, but here's a hot tip: when people find out you have “I Can't Handle Change” on repeat, they won't be concerned; they'll just mark you as a “do not engage” during the next social event. Time to put down your existential angst for a second and embrace the joys of upbeat pop music. But then again, who needs joy when you can just stay cozy in your melancholic bubble?

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!