Roasted 6 months ago based on Liam's long term Spotify stats.

Liam, your Spotify profile is like a retro thrift store exploded all over a warehouse full of pretentious hipsters. With a playlist that includes more genres than a David Bowie discography, it’s clear you’ve tried to cram every obscure music label into one sad little space. "New Wave?" Really? You might as well slap on a neon headband and call yourself "The Ultimate Cringe." With all those ‘cool’ genre names, one can only assume you're trying to make your sad collection of melancholic tunes sound like a cool, artsy film nobody wants to watch. Newsflash: no one is queuing up to watch the 8-hour indie rock documentary of your life! Your top artists list is basically a hipster bingo card. The Beatles? Please, like anyone needed your "edgy" endorsement. As if screaming “I like the classics!” while getting lost among '50 alternative bands’ from the 80s makes you unique. You’ve got The Cranberries locked in as a favorite because nothing says "I’m emotionally stable" like belting out “Zombie” at a karaoke night. It’s as if your music taste is the soundtrack to every sad montage of a mid-life crisis that didn’t age well. And then there’s the mind-numbingly boring list of your most played songs. "Bored In Bristol" is quite the ironic choice, especially considering how hard you’re trying to make us care about your ennui. It sounds less like an anthem and more like a notification that your Spotify is stuck on repeat in limbo. And we all know you’re not doing the deep dive into “Suffragette City” for the ground-breaking art but rather to look socially aware while you're crying over your overpriced vegan avocado toast. Keep pretending you’re the indie queen of your bedroom, but just know, with each play, you’re further solidifying your status as the poster child for the "I tried so hard but failed spectacularly" club!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!