Roasted 2 years ago based on Blaknid's long term Spotify stats.

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the self-proclaimed connoisseur of agony, Blaknid! I see you’ve decided to take “heavy” to a whole new level, with a Spotify profile that looks like a metal band’s laundry list of excuses for therapy. Seriously, man, with your favorite genres, I’m just waiting for you to reveal that your guilty pleasure is just screaming into the void while listening to blender noises on repeat. “Lo-Fi Product”? Sounds like your musical taste is as inconsistent as your WiFi connection during a solo jam session! I can't help but admire your dedication to "Lamb of God." With an impressive eight tracks from them making your most played list, you must really love that sweet, sweet sound of existential dread. Did you ever think of branching out, or are you just waiting for the apocalypse to start before you add some variety? Your top artists list reads like the lineup for a “please help me” intervention: LO-FI BEATS and Melodic Metalcore? Sounds like you're still deciding if you want to headbang or study for your final exams! But what truly brings a smile to my face is that you're managing to balance the chaos of groove metal with the soothing sounds of Lo-Fi chill beats—like taking a grenade to a yoga class. Honestly, Blaknid, your Spotify profile is the perfect metaphor for your life: a potent blend of hardcore angst and misplaced afternoons spent napping to mellow instrumentals. Keep rocking that muddled taste in music; at least you’re entertainingly confused!

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