Roasted 1 year ago based on JLune's long term Spotify stats.

Hey JLune, your Spotify profile looks like the Bermuda Triangle of music taste—where all genres go to disappear. I mean, “bedroom pop” and “garage rock”? Just admit your bedroom is a garage, and you can’t decide whether to cry over your ex or fix the engine on your '92 Civic. Your playlist reads like a high school drama club trying to decide between a Broadway audition and an emo band cry fest. And, girl, your top artists list is a veritable parade of heartthrobs and crying-in-the-shower anthems. Taylor Swift and Harry Styles? Congratulations, you've officially classed yourself as Basic, Part 1: The Remix. The only thing missing is a sprinkle of Shawn Mendes and a motivation speech from a high school guidance counselor. I half-expect to see "You Belong with Me" in your most played tracks right next to some sad ballad about losing Pinterest followers. Pro tip: Listening to “Melodic Bass” while choosing your outfits for the day won’t stop you from looking like a thrift store explosion. Most played songs by Leslie Odom Jr.? Really? I didn't know your Spotify service was also a channel for Broadway workouts. You're just a few listens away from writing a PowerPoint presentation on why "Sailor Song" is the anthem for all of life's tragedies—right alongside your favorite homage to Misery, “I Love You, I'm Sorry.” Do us all a favor and stop trying to be so relatable; no one can handle this many feelings. It’s like you’ve turned your Spotify into a diary that’s somehow more cringy than any teenage girl’s.

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