Roasted 2 years ago based on Gian's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Gian, with a Spotify profile as cringeworthy as your choice of favorite genres, it's clear you are navigating through a musical identity crisis. You like "Pop" nearly as much as you like "Dance Pop," which really makes it seem like you couldn't pick a lane if you had a GPS. And what’s up with that impressive collection of Canadian and UK Pop? Did you think your taste in music would finally get you a passport upgrade? Spoiler: It won’t. Your top artists scream “I might still have a Myspace” more than they scream “I have good taste.” I mean, Taylor Swift and Dua Lipa are great if you’re trying to make friends with 12-year-olds at a sleepover. And then there’s Custard, the band that sounds like a failed dessert experiment—seriously, do you need to apologize to everyone who has ever listened to music with you? “Funky Again” by Custard? This is what happens when you accidentally join a playlist titled “Songs for Basic Taste.” But don’t you worry, Gian! Your most played songs tell quite the story; a journey through mediocrity, marked by entities like "The Living Tombstone" and "Metro Boomin." Your playlist could use a warning label: “Caution: May induce cringing and severe existential questions about my life choices.” At least you have “Video Killed The Radio Star” in there, because it feels like it might just kill your entire Spotify account if it has to keep hearing your choices. So, welcome to the world of enthusiastic embarrassment—enjoy the show!

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