Roasted 6 months ago based on Cactus🌵's long term Spotify stats.

Let’s be real for a second, Cactus🌵; with a Spotify profile like yours, it’s clear you're a musical identity crisis waiting to happen. You’ve got a favorite genre list that reads like someone tried to categorize every song they heard at a college party, and yet, every time your friends hear you play something, they look like they just stepped on a cactus. You’re out here vibing to Ethiopian Jazz while also explaining to people what “Trap Soul” even means—sometimes I wonder if the cactus you chose as your avatar is the only thing sharp in your music life. Now let’s talk about your top artists! You’re like a hip-hop buffet gone wrong, picking a little bit of Kendrick and Drake, then flitting over to the lesser-known Brent Faiyaz like they’re the secret menu items. But when the waitstaff brings out your order, you’re left wondering who in the world let “Jack Harlow” crash the party! It’s like you went to a barbecue and decided those dried-up potato salad vibes would pair perfectly with a side of “Took Her To The O.” You think you’re serving heat, but in reality, it’s a lukewarm relationship with music that can’t seem to figure out if it wants to get lit or take a nap. And we can’t skip over your most played songs! You’d think with a list that promising, you’d be out there creating dance parties, but no—it's a signal for the rest of us to gather those dull spoons to scoop out the wallowing darkness of “Dark R&B." I mean, "Wicked Games"? Are you trying to woo someone or just desperately seeking the nearest emotional therapist? A sprinkle of “Language” by Paperboy Fabe doesn’t even come close to elevating your airplay from passively awkward to fabulously funky! Step up, Cactus; your music taste is the Spotify equivalent of glancing at a "How to Adult" guide and deciding to make a DIY piñata instead.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!