Roasted 2 years ago based on Aidan's long term Spotify stats.

Aidan, your Spotify profile reads like a therapist's playlist for someone who's trying way too hard to sound deep and introspective while still being the life of the karaoke party. I mean, "Soft Rock" and "Mellow Gold"? Is your life a never-ending montage of driving slowly through fog with a sad tune playing in the background, or are we just prepping for the ultimate coffee shop open mic night? Throw in some "Hoerspiel" and I might just start questioning your taste in friends – like, who exactly told you that you’d vibe with "Die drei ??? Kids"? I can only assume they were still wearing their training wheels. As for those top artists, it’s like you took a trip down nostalgia lane in a minivan, but someone forgot to bring snacks and good Wi-Fi. Peter Gabriel and Sting? What’s next, are you going to throw a rave with your dad’s record collection? And TOTO? Dude, the only thing “Africa” should be ascribed to is the number of times people might angrily skip your songs on social media. Throwing in Herta Müller and Reclam Hörbücher only cements your status as the person who brings a book to a party and reads it. Let's not even get started on “Sam Ryder” and his relentless positivity welling up out of your phone—who do you think you are, a walking human motivational poster? But let's talk about your most played songs, Aidan. "Running Up That Hill"? Catchy, but I can't help but picture you belting it out alone in your living room while your cats judge you from the couch. You must really be on a quest to find yourself by climbing metaphorical hills. And “Das Wahre Leben”? Sounds like a stellar pick for someone craving validation while sipping herbal tea amid a mid-life crisis. Your playlist could double as an insomniac's playlist—here’s to hoping you don’t get lost in thought while listening to “Broken Wings”. So, if you’re ever looking to write a miserable teen angst soap opera, just hit shuffle. You’re well on your way to a Grammy for the 'Most Likely to Cry Alone in Your Room' award!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!