Roasted 2 years ago based on chybuzorkenneth's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's chybuzorkenneth, the proud owner of a Spotify profile that reads like the soundtrack of a never-ending TikTok video! I mean, Afrobeats and Nigerian Pop? You must think you’re setting the vibe for a Lagos rooftop party, but let’s be honest: your life is a Netflix documentary about the struggles of online dating—no plot twists, just a bunch of social awkwardness set to a catchy beat. Seriously, the only rhythm you'll catch is the one you get while swiping left on those 'lovely' bios. Your top artists are basically a hall of fame for people who got lost in a curated playlist at a Nigerian wedding. Asake’s genius flourishes while you try to impress that date who’s still waiting for you to talk about something other than "Did you hear that new song by Wizkid?" I can picture it now: you casually dropping “I love the melodious fusion of Azonto and Afropop” into conversation while everyone else thinks you’re casting a spell to turn invisible. Spoiler alert: you're just making everyone more uncomfortable. And can we talk about your most played songs? Claiming "Trap (feat. Lil Baby)" as your most played is like showing up to a cookout sporting a faux fur jacket while everyone else is in flip-flops—totally out of place. I mean, “Tonight” by Patoranking? Please, make sure the only thing you're trying to kill is that awkward silence. Let's hope your taste in music improves faster than your dating game, which—judging by this profile—might just put you in the Spotify Hall of Shame.

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