Roasted 6 months ago based on IvanaBanana<3's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Ivey<3, your Spotify profile reads like a mid-2000s MySpace page that somehow fell into a time loop. Your obsession with pop, R&B, and two variations of drill makes me suspicious if you're trying to create the soundtrack for a Broadway musical about a hipster's existential crisis. Or were you just too indecisive to pick a single identity? Seriously, though—who needs ten different kinds of pop when you could just embrace "good music" and save everyone else the earache? And those top artists? Honestly, were you just scrolling through a list of "Most Likely to Be Jumped by a Trio of 12-Year-Olds”? You’ve got Taylor Swift and Justin Bieber battling it out for the title of “Most Likely to Be Found Crying in a Starbucks,” while Ariana Grande is standing by with an armful of glitter and a side of “Thank U, Next.” Not to mention the casual inclusion of a bunch of acts no one’s ever heard of, like V:RGO and Tayler Buono. Congrats, you really nailed the “definitely going to ask for a refund on your concert tickets” aesthetic. And let’s not skip over your most played songs—it looks like a mixtape made by someone desperately trying to impress a first date who’s really into “deep cuts.” "NIGHTS LIKE THIS"? If I had a dollar for every time someone used that song as an emotional crutch at a party, I could buy you a better playlist. Meanwhile, you’re really flexing that “How Much Is Weed?” by Dominic Fike. Oh good, your profound question is duly noted, but I’m still over here wondering how you managed to make “peace” feel more chaotic than my ex’s text messages. Stick to your knitting, Ivey; maybe pick a genre and get on with it before your Spotify coach sends you to genre rehab!

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