Roasted 2 years ago based on Aufar Ath-Thaariq's long term Spotify stats.
Aufar AT, with a Spotify profile that reads like a hipster dictionary exploded, I can’t help but wonder if you’re secretly just trying to impress your therapist with all that “conscious” listening. I mean, buddy, it’s like you picked every genre that's ever tried to sound deep while actually being a black hole of despair. Do you just sit there, sipping your oat milk latte, contemplating your existence while listening to “Chill Dream Pop”? Here’s my suggestion: how about you try listening to some “Get Out of Bed” music once in a while? With your top artists featuring Tyler, The Creator and Kendrick Lamar, it’s hard to believe you haven’t adopted a loser's monologue for your bio yet. You could practically audition for the role of "Hip Hop Sadboy #3," but instead of spitting bars, you just recite lyrics like a middle schooler going through a breakup. Also, what's with Alex G and his mediocre playlist cloaked in an aura of controversy? Seriously, if that’s your vibe, I’m starting to think your ideal Saturday night includes doing laundry while reminiscing about your high school art class. Your most played songs read like a mixtape compilation of indie angst and desperation. “Welcome and Goodbye”? Sounds like your dating life. “Memory Reboot”? My dude, if only you could reboot your social skills as easily as you can select another sad banger from the depths of your Spotify library. Look, Aufar, we can see you trying to be nuanced and deep, but when you have “KEYGEN FUNK - Slowed + Reverb” in your top ten, it's clear you should stick to collecting vinyl records and letting strangers at parties know you're "really into sounds." Get it together, or at least get a new playlist.
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