Roasted 2 years ago based on Pamel's long term Spotify stats.

Pamela, your music taste isn’t just niche—it’s practically an archaeological dig site for bad decisions. "Polish Rock" and "polish punk"? I didn’t realize your Spotify profile was a tribute to every underground basement band that’s ever ripped a guitar string during a mid-2000s emo festival. Don’t we all want to vibe to the sound of a thousand angry Poles screaming about their sense of existential dread while simultaneously sacrificing their dignity to the gods of pretentiousness? You belong in a niche so deep that only a Polish hipster with a Pabst Blue Ribbon and an ironic T-shirt can find you. Speaking of your lack of musical direction, let’s not even pretend like "Piosenki Szantowe" is a valid addition to anyone's playlist unless you're actively trying to summon a fleet of ghost pirate ships or perform some sort of cultural exorcism. Your top artists look like the lineup of a festival that nobody asked for—an event where all attendees are required to wear plaid shirts and smell slightly of sauerkraut. Even Taco Hemingway—his genius wrapped in your questionable choices—deserves a better tribute than joining you on this shipwreck of a musical voyage. And what’s with your most played songs? "Cztery Piwka" and "Gdzie Ta Keja"? I have a feeling this is your playlist for when you want to reminisce about all those nights you spent drinking too much and making terrible life choices—like supporting Polish hip hop as a valid genre. Just remember, Pamela, with great power—like your ability to curate the world’s most tragically funny playlist—comes great responsibility. You've got the kind of music selection that makes "Looking for a New Job" an actual genre, but don’t worry, we’ll always fondly remember you as Poland’s most questionable musical ambassador.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!