Roasted 2 months ago based on Avery R's long term Spotify stats.
Avery R, huh? With a Spotify profile that looks like it was curated by an indecisive chipmunk on caffeine, I see you're the reason they invented "Recommended for You." Your favorite genres read like a mixtape from a 12-year-old who just discovered the internet. K-Pop, Noise Music, and Rage Rap all in the same breath? Are you trying to make a soundtrack for a mid-life crisis or just preparing for a very confused dinner party? Let’s talk about your top artists. Stray Kids and Travis Scott? What is this, a fan club for confused taste? You’ve got more K-Pop in your playlists than a Seoul street corner, but your hip-hop section looks like a sad attempt to prove you’re still “street.” Drake, 21 Savage, and Travis Scott take up so much real estate here, it feels like they should start paying rent. Any time your Spotify cooking up playlists, I half expect the algorithm to throw in a Wang Chung track just to level out the melodrama. And those most played songs? Oh boy, if I had a dollar for every time you blasted a song by Travis Scott, I could buy you a new identity. “MY EYES” makes sense—you must be tired of catching a glimpse of your own questionable choices. Honestly, Avery, your listening habits scream, “I have no idea who I am, but I'm pretty sure I love clashing genres and leaving people speechless.” If music is a reflection of the soul, yours is having an identity crisis—and it’s both hilarious and tragic.
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