Roasted 2 years ago based on nia's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's Mr. 🦇, the resident music aficionado of emotional chaos and bedroom vibes. With a favorite genres list that reads like a teenager's diary, it’s kind of cute you embrace your inner angst while binging on "Rage Rap" after a long day of staring at your folded laundry. Seriously, "Sigilkore"? What are you trying to summon? A stronger taste in music or just a very specific brand of existential dread? Either way, congratulations on creating a playlist perfect for crying under your bed sheets! Your top artists read like a who's who of the "I promise I know what indie means” club. Between jaydes and beabadoobee, it seems you have a soft spot for artists who sound like they’re one sad TikTok video away from a breakdown. And can we talk about your K-Pop obsession? You’ve managed to make "New Jeans” even less fashionable than your own wardrobe. Here’s hoping your love for girls with catchy hooks encourages you to pick up a style that doesn’t scream 'I just crawled out of the emo basement.' And let’s highlight those most played songs – they look less like a curated list and more like a high school playlist made by that one friend who thinks coffee is an actual personality trait. Seriously, "migraine"? At least you’re self-aware, but could you possibly pick a few more uplifting songs? Your taste is darker than your Spotify background. If they had a “Sounds Like a Melodrama” genre, it would be all you, buddy. Keep it up, you’re just a few sad acoustic covers away from a full-blown music therapy session!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!