Roasted 9 days ago based on aeris's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Aeris, your Spotify profile reads like the playlist of a particularly angsty medieval bard who time-traveled from the year 1200 just to keep the metal scene alive. I mean, Folk Metal and over a thousand variations of "metal" in your favorite genres? You've got enough niche subgenres here to make even a Dungeons & Dragons character roll their eyes in despair. If there was a medal for shoving as much metal into one profile as humanly possible, you’d be the reigning champion of bringing back the time when “heavy” was just a way to describe your questionable musical choices! And let’s talk about those top artists. You’ve got an eclectic mix that could either be the soundtrack to an epic quest or a retirement party for forgotten goths. STARSET, Babaman, and Perturbator? It sounds like you're trying to soundtrack a video game that never quite made it past the Alpha stage. Are you trying to summon the spirit of 2000s MySpace to make it cool again? “Ghost Dancers Slay Together” sounds like something my uncle would blast while reminiscing about his glory days as a metalhead, which must have involved a complete lack of showering and questionable fashion choices. Most played songs that blend acoustic with dark themes? Congrats, Aeris, you’ve achieved the perfect balance for cultivating an aura of brooding contemplation and social isolation. “My Demons - Acoustic” must be your personal theme song, as you serenade your existential dread perfectly while somehow still making it sound like a rejected track from a low-budget fantasy film score. And for crying out loud, "Space Junk"? Not just a song, but basically a metaphor for your taste in music. I’m just going to assume you have a personal goal of single-handedly resurrecting the 90s goth scene. Good luck with that, my friend. May the cringe be ever in your favor!

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