Roasted 9 months ago based on Erin Davidson's long term Spotify stats.

Erin Davidson, huh? Your favorite genres read like a desperate attempt to summon the spirit of a 2012 rave gone horribly wrong. Seriously, if your Spotify list got any more bass-heavy, it would qualify for its own earthquake alert system. I don’t know what’s louder, your taste in music or the sound of you explaining it to the poor souls who just asked what you listen to. Let me guess: your workout playlist involves thrashing around like a flailing fish while pretending deep drops bring you spiritual enlightenment. I can’t help but admire your commitment to EDM’s endless sub-genres. Do they even have a name for this obsession? Is "House" like the Marvel Cinematic Universe of dance music? Because you’ve collected enough artists to populate an underground club where “my uncle’s friend’s cousin once DJ’d” is more of a badge of honor than a cause for concern. I mean, with top artists like Jauz and Kaskade, it's clear you live “life in the bass lane,” but it’s giving more ‘safety net’ than ‘adventure.’ And your most played songs? Oh boy, it’s like your playlist is screaming, “please call my therapist, I’m clearly in a musical crisis.” "It’s Not OK," indeed! Honestly, it sounds like the collective emotion of everyone who’s stuck in a club with no escape and loudspeakers that started playing basslines before humans figured out how to do that with their own bodies. But hey, keep spinning those tunes while the rest of us grow old and wise! Just remember, Erin: the real party was the friends we made along the way… or the friends that vanished as soon as the bass dropped.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!