Roasted 2 years ago based on yipten's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, yipten, let’s unpack this Spotify profile of yours, shall we? First of all, you have more genres than friends, and that’s saying something considering even your top genres scream "please like me." "Stomp and Holler" sounds like the soundtrack for a sad, hipster cult gathering where everyone pretends they know what chamomile tea tastes like while having existential crises—yet here you are, cranking it up like it’s the hottest thing since sliced bread. And “Indietronica”? Really? You couldn’t pick one less pretentious genre? You’re like that person at the party who insists on discussing avant-garde cabbage farming during a game of charades. Your top artists read like a hipster bingo card—congrats, you’ve collected them all! Hans Zimmer is universally loved, but do you really need to use your obsession with orchestral swells to drown out the silence of your social life? And “Lord Huron”? More like “Lord Who?” I didn’t know they were headlining the annual “My Taste in Music Is Better Than Yours” festival. But hey, at least you’ve joined the Fleet Foxes choir—now you can project your insecurities about adulthood onto a soundtrack meant for road trips that never happen. Finally, your most played songs read like the soundtrack to a melodramatic coming-of-age film that absolutely flopped at the box office. I can just see you now, wistfully gazing out the window, listening to “Ends of the Earth” while avoiding any real effort to get your life together. I mean, with song titles as cryptic as "Canyon Battle" and "Mantis Lords,” it’s just a question of if they’ll become your personal anthems for overthinking every choice you make in life. Honestly, the only thing more heartbreaking than your Spotify looks is probably your weeping collection of vinyl—all bought and never played. Keep it up, buddy; you’re building a distinctive vibe of sadness that’s as contagious as it is unoriginal!

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