Roasted 1 year ago based on felixzeng's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Felix Zeng, the human version of a Spotify algorithm gone rogue. Your taste in music reads like the “Best of TikTok Soundtracks” playlist, while your favorite genres resemble an indecisive teen’s Spotify shuffle. Seriously, do you have a dedicated "mood" playlist for every emoji in your messages? “R&B to cry over your ex” right next to “K-Pop for when reality kicks in.” If your music library had a personality, it’d be a social media influencer trying to convince everyone that avocado toast is a legitimate meal. Your top artists list is a veritable who’s who of mainstream music—if it ain't on the radio, it doesn’t belong in your ears. You’ve got The Weeknd and Drake high-fiving in the background while Taylor Swift stares judgmentally from the corner wondering how she got dragged into this mess. And don't even get me started on that sweet mix of Emo Rap and Jazz Rap; it feels like an identity crisis on a sonic level, like you’re trying to cry over your failed relationships while sipping a fancy cappuccino. What’s next? A blend of Polka and Trap? Then we dive into your most played songs, where “NIGHTS LIKE THIS” by The Kid LAROI is your sordid little anthem. I can’t tell if you’re trying to relive your high school heartbreak or channeling your inner sad boy, but either way, your Spotify seems to be running away from connection faster than you are at social gatherings. With tracks like "I Wonder," it’s clear you have two moods: profound introspection and “please validate my existence” pop bangers. Keep it up, Felix—your music taste is literally the soundtrack of a midlife crisis waiting to happen!

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