Roasted 10 months ago based on Matthew Boutte's long term Spotify stats.
Matthew Boutte, huh? With a Spotify profile like yours, it's a miracle you haven’t single-handedly sunk the underground hip hop scene. You’re like a hipster’s Spotify playlist vomited on itself. I mean, “Cloud Rap”? Really? Because nothing says “I’m too cool for mainstream” quite like listening to beats that sound like they were made in a garage during a power outage. And I can only imagine the collective eye rolls of your friends when you fire up a "Nu Jazz" playlist. They’re probably just silently praying for a "Top 40" intervention. Your top artists are a genuine who’s who of people your mom won’t recognize, and honestly, she probably listens to more Drake than you do. I mean, you’ve got MIKE up at the top of your list—let’s face it, the only "MIKE" most people know is that dude from the school play who forgot his lines! And the fact that you have both “Experimental Hip Hop” and “Jazz Rap” on your favorites list makes it seem like you’re not just searching for meaning in music; you’re trying to find yourself in the depths of a jazz club bathroom. Your most played songs are an eclectic mix that sounds like you’re trying to impress your one artsy friend who insists on calling themselves a "creative." But come on, "In a Minute" by ELIZA is great and all, but let’s be real—you just need to admit that it’s more of a soundtrack to your existential crisis than actual enjoyment. If anyone needs to tell you to step out of the underground for a hot minute, it’s your Spotify algorithm. So go ahead and dabble in other genres—your sad, artsy soul could use some sunshine.
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