Roasted 11 months ago based on susa💸's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, Susa💸, the proud curator of the world's most confused playlist! I see you're swinging by all 10 genres like it's a speed dating event at a hipster coffee shop. Seriously, "Italian Trap"? Did a pasta maker drop some beats, or are you just pretending to be cultured while downing your third espresso? And don't even get me started on your "art rock" phase! I'm pretty sure Van Gogh would roll over in his grave if he knew you were blasting his name while swaying to bedroom pop in a blanket fort. Your top artists read like a Tinder profile for someone who's trying way too hard to be deep and misunderstood. “Mitski and Lana Del Rey?” Really? Are you trying to be the queen of the sad girl aesthetic, or just collecting tears like Pokémon cards? You have “The Smiths” in there, which means your existential crisis can now enjoy some sick beats. But please, do us all a favor and put down the ukulele. We're not here for your angsty dorm room concerts, as charming as they clearly think they are. And then there's your most played songs list, which is just a delightful mix of “who the hell is that?” and “did I accidentally just step into an indie karaoke night?” “Never Lose Me” by Flo Milli juxtaposed with “Paganini” by Kid Yugi? Talk about having musical ADHD! If Spotify gave out awards for most chaotic energy, you’d be the winner— gold star for you! So here's a tip: Maybe stick to one mood per day instead of sending your listeners on a rollercoaster ride through a midlife crisis and a Sunday stroll through the artisan market. We all appreciate the cover art in your mind—but darling, it's time to pick which flavor of confusion you want to present.

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