Roasted 1 month ago based on Ruby T 🍂🫶🏼's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Ruby T, your Spotify genre choices read like a cry for help! The only thing more confused than your playlist is a toddler trying to pick between broccoli and chocolate cake. I mean, you've got “Musicals” sitting cozy next to “Nu Metal” like we’re supposed to believe they belong in the same room. If it weren't for the K-Pop sprinkled in, I’d think you were just trying to cover all possible bases for an identity crisis. Are you an angsty teen or a Broadway star just waiting for their time to shine? Your top artists are a delightful blend of “Kick ’Em While They’re Down” and “I Have a Crush on a Lead Singer.” Seriously, who hurt you? Tyler, The Creator and blink-182? Talk about emotional whiplash! And we can't forget about your love for the undeniably talented yet perplexingly eclectic Chappell Roan alongside the heart-wrenching Leslie Odom Jr. It's like you sat down one day and thought, "Yes, I want my musical taste to reflect a dramatic soap opera with an identity crisis!” And then we have your most played songs - it's like the Spotify algorithm took a pity on you and threw in whatever random sad bangers it could find. "Jacob and the Stone" to get those deep thoughts flowing, and "Little Girls" from a movie that was probably deemed ‘too scary’ for most adults. Congratulations, Ruby! Your eclectic tastes and bizarre choices could be used as a case study for music therapy. If they ever make a documentary about the pain of picking songs on Spotify, your profile will be the star!

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