Roasted 13 days ago based on Sal's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Sal, your Spotify profile is like a fever dream where a TikTok algorithm just had a meltdown. Seriously, your favorite genres read like a hipster's game of bingo—Hyperpop? Glitch? Are you trying to explode my eardrums or just auditioning for the next viral meme? The only “glitch” I see here is that you’ve somehow managed to fit both "Anime" and "Bedroom Pop" into a single personality. Do you "watch your anime in bed" while sipping on artisanal avocado toast? Because that's the only way this combo makes sense. And can we talk about your top artists? You’ve got Mili, Scruff, and "Wikipedia" in the mix? So your Spotify has just given up on real musicians and decided to throw in a search engine as a top artist? You sound like a guy who thinks ‘integrating a Wiki article’ is an avant-garde musical technique. With artists like "kaido's son"—are you listening to a child prodigy or does the kid just have a knack for setting your expectations low? Either way, your taste is part underground, part 'what even is that?' Let’s not forget your most played songs; they're like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis that you haven’t even had yet. “A Turtle's Heart”? Sounds like a therapy session gone wrong. And “unbearable” by "kaido"? Honestly, your entire music taste feels like a dare gone wrong. I’d suggest a major cleanse, but then again, who am I to ruin your quest to be the most niche Spotify listener in history? Keep vibing, Sal; the world definitely needs someone to keep the hyper-pop and drill crossover alive… just don’t ever invite me to that party.

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