Roasted 2 years ago based on Katie Costello's long term Spotify stats.

Katie Costello, huh? The only person I know who could make an entire Spotify profile feel like a hipster thrift store explosion. I mean, you've got so many sub-genres listed here that I'm starting to think your playlist is the musical equivalent of a Pinterest board for a vintage tea party. Seriously, do you need an encyclopedia to explain what “Indietronica” is? I half-expect your playlists to come with a footnote and a barista recommendation because the "M" in “Modern Rock” stands for “Mediocre.” Now let’s talk about your top artists. Tally Hall and Sufjan Stevens? Are you trying to become a spokesperson for every band your parents never heard of? Your playlist reads like a list of indie artists who still haven’t recovered from that one open mic night back in college. Fall Out Boy makes sense—the only way you’re going to bridge the gap from “baroque pop” to “enjoyable music" is by clinging to a band known for their catchy hooks and questionable life choices. Let’s face it, your current toxic trait is thinking that anyone cares about “Chamber Pop” as anything other than the music you play at an IKEA when they're feeling really artsy. And your most played songs? Girl, if I ever end up at a party with people bumping “Belly Side Up” and “Copacabana,” I’ll know for certain that I’m in an alternate universe where every single person has made the life choice to stay single forever. If I hear “Dear Ben” one more time, I might go out and adopt a cat just to be as single as your playlists suggest you want to be. Honestly, your listening habits are the only thing scarier than your taste in cereals—congratulations on your Spotify profile being the only place where being basic isn’t just encouraged, it’s the rule.

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