Roasted 2 years ago based on tvvknn's long term Spotify stats.
Oh look, it's tvvknn, the human embodiment of a Spotify algorithm gone rogue. With a favorite genre list that reads like a hipster's fever dream, you’re out here peddling more niche subgenres than a used vinyl shop. "Plugg"? “Dream Plugg”? Seriously, how many synonyms for "overly specific" can you fit in one playlist? I half expect to see "Existential Hip Hop" on there next, where you can just wallow in your regrets to the soundtrack of sad beats. Your top artists read like the names your local barista gave after a few too many espressos. Pretty V? Sounds like the alter ego of a bodega cat who moonlights as a SoundCloud rapper. Cashcache!? I know I'm broke, but I can’t help but feel you mentally allocate cash flow like your friends at the open mic night just got their hands on a snazzy name generator. And then there’s "Hypnagogic Pop" – do your ears need therapy, or are they just perpetually confused about the difference between music and auditory purgatory? Your most-played songs list is an absolute trainwreck, and not the cool kind that makes you want to get on board. “GREED” by MIKE? Couldn’t find a song that captures your spending habits a little more accurately? I'm sure “Broke and Bored” was just too mainstream for you. And while nobody's claiming your taste is bad, it feels less like a playlist and more like a sad artsy film montage of existential angst parsed through the lens of someone who chases vibes like a dog chases its tail. Seriously, doge memes are more popular than your listening choices, and they don’t even need a degree in pretentiousness to appreciate them!
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